Ok, Nathan's. You've redeemed yourself.

River prefers to self-identify as 'fun sized'.  We can see why the fine folks at Nathan's opted not to go with that slogan, though.

False advertising.

These are not bun length.

Rabbitude.

Somebun decided to treat themselves to a spa day and gave themselves a carrot baby food mani-pedi.  Naturally, River was a bit miffed that I interrupted her 'me time' to attempt cleaning her up.

She needn't have worried--those tootsies are perma-stained!  (Well, they may regain their original white color after the heat death of the universe, but I'm not counting on it.)

Thanks for visiting the blog and we hope you all have a great weekend!  Stay safe out there and we'll be back with more bunny cuteness on Monday.

Simon vs. lettuce!

Too early to tell who is winning, but I spy a little bunny tongue trying to grab his opponent!

Our thoughts are with you.

Our sincerest condolences to the family and friends of the little ones and adults who lost their lives in the shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas.  We wish the injured a full and quick recovery and want to thank the first responders and everyone who helped others in their time of greatest need.

Ah, that's the stuff!

There's nothing better than the flowery scent of freshly cleaned towels still warm from the dryer!

Good girl!

River has been a good little eater this weekend!  She has even expanded her baby food options to include:  apple, banana, banana-blueberry, carrot, and pumpkin-banana-carrot.  She also started eating the critical care log again, so that's even more calories and fiber--yay! 🎉

D'oh--Wrong way!

I'm not sure even Simon knew where he was trying to go just now.

Thanks for visiting the blog and we hope you all have a great weekend!  Stay safe out there and we'll be back with more bunny cuteness on Monday.

She's lovin' it!

I heard a giggle come from the living room and found big human feeding River.  He said, "Clearly, she got into the Cheetos again!"

Action Cheeto bun!  Sorry for the blurry pic, but I had to yank the camera away before she could nose-bonk it and get carrot baby food all over the lens.

Aww, bless his heart!

Simon found the bag of oats and refused to move from that spot after trying unsuccessfully to eat them through the bag.  Poor little fella was trying to bargain for something that would give him all of the colic.  Food allergies suck especially when you really like the food you're allergic to.

Thankfully, I was able to end the oat hostage drama with some extra alfalfa hay, a banana chip, and some serious noogies.

Good morning!

And she wept, for there were no more cages to conquer.

Well, River's battle with the washcloth and paper towels put her in a good mood and I managed to get a nose-bonk out of this, so that's nice!  She was not a fan of me cleaning the baby food off of her face and ear, though.

Mr. Giraffe gets a promotion!

Since Simon's support has been compromised by the little human giving him a daily cut of the baby food, you are now my new partner in bunny shenanigans!  Consider this your probationary period where you get on the job training.  First up is your skills assessment.  Your first mission is to distract the little human.  3...2...1...Go!

You had one job!

River is regretting her choice in lookouts.

Thanks for visiting the blog and we hope you all have a great weekend!  Stay safe out there and we'll be back with more bunny cuteness on Monday.

Little sisters.

Hey, Simon--I'm having a picnic and you're not!

River refused to acknowledge that the only reason she was having a 'picnic' was because I had to clean up the total devastation that was her cage.  In other news, Simon was bunimpressed with how his morning was turning out.

Morning snuggles!

Soon to be a morning nap, I think. 😴

So you're telling me...

That the pellets I refuse to eat are made of the same hay that I do eat?

Mr. Bun!

Big human spotted this majestic little loaf the other day.  We always notify each other of bun sightings! 😄

Drama flop!

I'm ignoring you so hard right now!

I think she's dreaming of ways to pee in my shoe.

River had another hangry tantrum.  I think it's because I had mixed in broken up pellets into her other 'candy food', so she wouldn't touch it.  At least she started eating some oats after a force-feeding consisting of banana-blueberry baby food, finely ground and sieved alfalfa pellets and oats (her shipment of critical care was delayed and won't arrive until the end of the month).  Good to know that I can make a substitute if I need to!

Thanks for visiting the blog and we hope you all have a great weekend!  Stay safe out there and we'll be back with more bunny cuteness on Monday.

Be nice and just share it.

Mr. Giraffe appears to be mediating a dispute over the folded purple towel.  There are five other towels scattered about the living room, but this towel is special...for reasons...I guess.

5 minutes later...

Do you have cranberry?

This injustice will not stand!

Yes, how dare I force-feed her when she's obviously hungry!

Instead of eating any one of the 9 different food offerings, River decided to have a hangry temper tantrum and wreck her cage.  On closer inspection, she even managed to rip some of the lettuce and stuff it behind her litter box.  That's a new one!

A list of demands.

Simon is demanding that the weekend be extended through Monday and that he be given a second spoonful of apple baby food because it was super yummy.  He also wants another back rub.  More demands to follow...