Quick--look innocent!

Yeah, River was totally not just forced to reverse army crawl out from under the shelving because the way was blocked with bunny toys.  Meanwhile, Simon disavows all knowledge of River's previous whereabouts!

Christmas buns!

Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas from Santa's naughty list!  For those who don't celebrate it, we wish you a very happy Tuesday.

Partners in crime.

Simon is awfully suspicious of what will happen after successfully pulling off this pellet heist.  Does River intend to split the loot 50/50 or will she claim it all for herself? 

Teamwork.

Can get you both in trouble.
I don't know who thought to recruit the help of the other, but Simon and River both know that the oat container is there to block access to the lamp's wire (along with all the cardboard tubes surrounding it).  Naughty little buns!

Also, to our follower, Theda Bara, in hopes that you'll see this post:
I'm so sorry for the late reply--for some reason, my response didn't show up in the "More tummy troubles..." comments section and I didn't think to check it until today.  I hope this doesn't come too late for you to use it.  By all means, please use whatever pictures you think will help with your vet tech project.  Anything that can help further GI stasis in rabbits awareness is great!  Good luck in your studies and if there's anything you'd like me to try to get a picture of that may help, just let me know and I'll see what I can do.

Don't do it.

I caught Simon and River trying to double bunny dare one another to jump onto the coffee table.  This is why they can never be left unsupervised.

Busted!

Simon:  Oooh!  What's up here?

River:  Uh...I told him not to?

River isn't a very good accountabilibunny.

Closing time!

Go drunk, Simon, you're home!
I've gotta say that the expressions on their faces made me giggle for a solid 15 seconds, so I had to post this.  Simon is all squinty and apologetic looking while River has this overly earnest face (I strongly suspect she is drunk too).  Good thing their cages are within hopping distance.

These look important...

These vine-looking things seem important...let's chew through them!

I'm glad I was there to intervene before they decided to make a snack of my boot laces.  Well, I think River managed to take a half-nibble before I noticed what she was doing, but it just caught the side of the lace, so I think I'm safe.  Oh, naughty little buns!