I imagine that a conversation between Penny and her wild kin would go something like this:
Wild Rabbit: "What are these candy pellets of which you speak? I know of no such substance."
Penny: "What do you mean that candy pellets don't occur in nature? I have a bowl full of them right here!"
Wild Rabbit: "What's a bowl?"
Penny: "Well, it's what the humans put the food in."
Wild Rabbit: "Wait--did you just say that humans give you food?!"
Penny: "Well, yeah. I demand my pellets as soon as they wake up in the morning."
Wild Rabbit: "Dang! I usually just run and hide from humans. Do they all give you food?"
Penny: "All of the ones I've come across have. You should stop hiding from them."
Wild Rabbit: "Sounds like a plan!"
...and she never saw her woodland friend again.
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