Monday, November 11, 2013

Capture the couch!

River:  The couch is mine, Simon.  Give up now, or I'll take it by force!
Simon:  Oh yeah?  You and what army?
River:  I'd like to direct your attention to my two associates up on the ridge.
Simon:  Aww, no fair!  We didn't agree that we could have allies! [sigh] I'd like to open up diplomatic relations with the bunnies of the loveseat to discuss a truce.
Bunny war games are pretty much over with before they even start.


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