River: The couch is mine, Simon. Give up now, or I'll take it by force!
Simon: Oh yeah? You and what army?
River: I'd like to direct your attention to my two associates up on the ridge.
Simon: Aww, no fair! We didn't agree that we could have allies! [sigh] I'd like to open up diplomatic relations with the bunnies of the loveseat to discuss a truce.
Bunny war games are pretty much over with before they even start.
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