Why we can't have nice things.

We like the big human's half marathon finisher blanket because it's blue.

Simon:  I was totally not just digging and nipping at the blanket...honest!
River:  Yes he was.

Simon:  Shush!  Little human's gonna take it away now and I'm not done marking it as mine.
River:  Don't try to nudge me off the couch.  You're being mean!  It's both of ours.

River:  Guess it's my blanket now because you can't climb up here!
Simon:  Tattletale!  I had plans for that blanket.