Hey...

Where'd my lettuce go?!
I can just picture Simon whistling innocently after eating River's romaine.
You'd think she'd learn that unattended food in her brother's presence has a suspicious habit of going missing.
I ended up giving her another romaine leaf once playtime was over.  She then had the audacity to look at me as if I was the lettuce thief who had a change of heart.  Simon is a convincing little actor!