I am only able to get online now because the WiFi at this undisclosed tropical island in the South Pacific is atrocious! As usual, I'm sweating something fierce and am five different shades of red after only 10 minutes under this bleepin' sun. To top it all off, the only thing Mrs. Claus packed for me were a few Hawaiian shirts, a straw hat, and swim trunks. Someone remind me again why I agreed to this???
Anyway, I hope you two enjoyed opening your presents! Just between you and me, I'm currently researching a super-Binky device that will allow you to get even more air time so maybe next year I'll get you two that!
Be good bunnies to your hoomins and to each other! I will see you again soon if this sun doesn't melt me.
We suggest finding air conditioning and banana daiquiris to help cool you off. We don't know what red is, but it doesn't sound good! You should also give Mrs. Claus a lump of coal due to her poor vacation clothing packing so she knows that she's been naughty.
We eagerly await the super-Binky device because being up high is neat!
Hope the rest of your vacation is more relaxing! :)
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Wishing both Simon and River a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS. From Shivanthika & Sandun
Thank you so much--I gave Simon and River a Christmas noogie for you! How's married life treating you? Hope you both had a great holiday as well! :)
Dear Simon and River,
I am only able to get online now because the WiFi at this undisclosed tropical island in the South Pacific is atrocious! As usual, I'm sweating something fierce and am five different shades of red after only 10 minutes under this bleepin' sun. To top it all off, the only thing Mrs. Claus packed for me were a few Hawaiian shirts, a straw hat, and swim trunks. Someone remind me again why I agreed to this???
Anyway, I hope you two enjoyed opening your presents! Just between you and me, I'm currently researching a super-Binky device that will allow you to get even more air time so maybe next year I'll get you two that!
Be good bunnies to your hoomins and to each other! I will see you again soon if this sun doesn't melt me.
Love,
Santa
Dear Santa,
We suggest finding air conditioning and banana daiquiris to help cool you off. We don't know what red is, but it doesn't sound good! You should also give Mrs. Claus a lump of coal due to her poor vacation clothing packing so she knows that she's been naughty.
We eagerly await the super-Binky device because being up high is neat!
Hope the rest of your vacation is more relaxing! :)
Noogies and nose-bonks,
Simon and River
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