Foood!

After the butt bath fiasco, poor little Simon bun is not really loving the slightly decreased pellet ration needed to get him to eat more hay.  According to him, hay ≠ food.
It's a good thing that he doesn't have thumbs, otherwise he'd be breaking into River's cage to steal her pellets.

Please, sir, I want some more.

I really do feed him.  He's just a picky eater not wanting to eat his hay when he could have pellets instead.  Simon spied the bag of pellets and wasted no time trying to figure out how to climb onto the coffee table.  He failed in his epic quest for a second helping of pellets.  Though, he did get some oats for learning how to hop into his cage on command.