Mistakes were made.

Literally one yogurt drop too many.  No regrets (because it was stolen from Simon).

What a Pyrrhic victory that was!  Given the epic mess that created, she will have to content herself with dried fruit from now on.  I cannot even.  How can something so small create a mess so large?!  The mind boggles.

Pyrrhic victory.

"But I was here first!"
Yes, and how's that working out for you?  Stubbornness, thy name is bun.