Asking the important questions.

How can there be so many channels and there's still nothing good on TV?!

Binge bunnies.

Simon:  Why yes, Mr. Netflix, we would like to watch the next episode!
River:  ...I can't feel my butt.

Danger potato.

Because being a normal couch potato is just too boring for River.

Couch bunato.

Hey, human!  Where'd you hide the remote?