Showing posts with label bunny reaction to government shutdown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bunny reaction to government shutdown. Show all posts

Monday, January 22, 2018

It'll be okay...right?

River tries to console Simon.  The little guy is worried about how the government shutdown will impact them getting pellets and hay.
In their 6 years of existence, they've now experienced two government shutdowns, which is entirely too many.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

No Congress, that's a bad Congress!

Simon is depressed about the current government shutdown.
Doesn't Congress understand that oats cost money and that oats are the root of all happiness?!
It's quite simple arithmetic:
human work = $$$
$$$ + store = oats
bunny + oats = happy bunny
However, in our current situation:
bad Congress = government shutdown
government shutdown = furlough OR work with no pay = no $$$
no $$$ + store = no oats (OR stolen oats = bunny jail)
bunny + no oats (OR bunny jail) = unhappy bunny
Don't worry Simon!  This will make it easier for us to take over the world.  All we have to do is come up with a balanced budget and affordable health care for everyone and we'll win the hearts and minds of the humans!