Simon wants you to know...

That even though Mondays suck, we'll get through this together.

A round of binkies for my friends!

Here's Penny showing amazing binky form and air-time.

Here's River with a slightly more graceful looking binky.

Last but not least, we have Simon adding some side-kicking flair and propeller ears to his binky.

I just wanted to thank all 2,117 of you who have visited the blog this week.  I'm amazed and humbled that so many have visited here and I truly hope that I can continue to brighten your day just a bit if only by getting you to crack a smile or startle a chuckle out of you.  Thanks again and I'll be back on Monday!

-Courtney

They're all going to laugh at you!

Yes, when plotting bunny world domination, a good name is key.

They're hopping mad about Easter.

For those of you who are unfamiliar, "Guy Hops" is a parody of Guy Fawkes, well known in England for his role in The Gunpowder Plot to blow up Parliament in 1605.  Things clearly didn't work out so well for him and to this day, he is burned in effigy on Bonfire Night.  The poem is a rabbit-themed version of a rather brutal little ditty they made up for the Bonfire Night festivities.

As for the signage, what became associated with the Easter celebration existed long before Christianity.  If you find yourself getting offended, you're taking this post entirely too seriously.

The joy of Paint...

A new hope for bunny world domination...the Trojan Rabbot.

Oh, the stumbling blocks on the road to world domination.  It's always the little things that get you!

A fundamental misunderstanding.

Have you ever met someone who took things too literally?

Why does everything look different?

And she didn't even offer to help us unpack.

Parley?

Here is a photo depicting the most patient bunny on the planet.  I can't believe she didn't try to eat the beard.  I think she's just resigned to waiting for the treats after the human stops using the flashy-thing.

A case of selective hearing.

 Penny now understands why some animals eat their young.

Enter the Bunny

You've got mail!

Well, at least there wasn't a hat involved this time.  On a side-note, Penny did almost get her head stuck inside the mail box going after the yogurt drop I strategically placed inside it.

I'm not fat, I'm fluffy!

    Poor Penny!  Not the most flattering of camera angles, is it?

And now for something completely different...

 I just had to do this scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  Penny is playing dual roles as King Arthur and the Black Knight because she's just that awesome.

Penny's reputation precedes her.

Apparently, word has reached the north pole about the lengths to which Penny will go to satisfy her sweet-tooth.  Here, we find her camouflaged as a polar bear stalking its prey...the elusive Gingerbread Man.  Word has it that he's a speedy little devil.  She'll need to avoid rookie mistakes like becoming distracted by his house (which is just painted to look like candy) if she wants to experience the sweet taste of victory.

This work is based on historical events.

What could possibly go wrong?

Crime doesn't pay.

Inky's punishment for stealing Penny's Halloween candy was swift and terrible.

Just a friendly word of advice...

Why is it that kids are so bent on unwitting self-injury?  You tell them not to touch the hot stove and what do they do as soon as your back is turned?  Apparently bunnies are no different.

Penny vs Peep

I do believe that we are witnessing a "rabbitality" on the part of the Peep.  Don't worry, I did manage to snag the Peep back before Penny inhaled all of its sugary goodness.  Penny probably thinks that I forgot to include the hat and skipped straight to the treat for this holiday picture.

Kiss my shillelagh.

I could only imagine that to a bunny leprechaun, a bowl full of candy pellets would trump gold as a prize at the end of the rainbow.  Penny is now certain that the disturbing correlation between hats and holidays will continue until the humans run out of holidays.