River: Big human is cool--I can't pee those. Keep looking. Little human's slippers have got to be around here somewhere!
Mr. Giraffe: We've been searching for her slippers for weeks now. Couldn't you just pee on a few packages of what seem to be Christmas presents instead?
River: Dude. I'm pretty sure Santa would put us both on the 'naughty list' permanently if I did that. I don't know about you, but I like candy and presents!
Mr. Giraffe: Fair point. I'll keep looking.
