A bunevolent dictator.

"Simon is mine, but you may borrow him for cuddles."
Looking on the bright side of things, River knows how to share but her concept of autonomy needs improvement.

The Cuddle Cube.

Simon's hare salon is now open for business!  His client list is very exclusive (mostly because River is the only one who can fit in his salon).

Our resident hare stylist.

Simon was inspired to give River that 'just out of the shower' look.  He spent the better part of 10 minutes carefully applying bunny hork to her fur to get the style just right.  That kind of attention to detail makes her a repeat customer!