Harrumph!

Little Miss Cranky-pants was not a fan of getting her face cleaned with wet wipes.  Perhaps next time she'll think twice before using her critical care log of food as a pillow.  At least she smells all nice and flowery now even if her disposition currently isn't!

Harrumph!

[pretends to clean while Simon gets noogies] 
I'm not jealous...you're jealous!

The littlest harrumph.

What do you mean they cancelled my favorite show?!

Who is the coolest bun?

I'm guessing River got the coolest flopping spot due to her comfy expression and the 'Harrumph!' look Simon is throwing her.  She looks like a little puddle of bun!

Harrumph!

Something about Simon's face in this pic reminds me of a crotchety old man muttering about darned kids and how they should get off his lawn.  I think he would be a bit more polite about it, though.  Maybe mumbling, "Excuse me, little human, but could you please get off my purple towel?  It took me forever to get it just right and now you're wrinkling it and making it smell like human."