Heck no, we won't go!

Hey, Simon--If we don't let the little human have our purple towels and toys, playtime will last forever!  [binkies off to play on the couch]

I am Simon J. Bun, lone Protector of Playtime.  The fun ends when I say it does.
All I can say is that it's a good thing that the Protector of Playtime is susceptible to bribery with treats.