Danger Bun.

This is what River does whenever I try to open a baggie that contains any kind of food.  While I appreciate her trying to make her own breakfast, almost falling out of her cage doesn't really accomplish that goal.

Where's the candy?!

After all these years, River still believes that my hand magically produces candy.  Her curiosity about what's in my hand is also responsible for me not being able to wear my engagement ring around her because she'll try to take that too.

Nudge!

River:  Whatcha got?

Simon:  ...Nothing! [moves ear to hide papaya treats]