Uncontrollable hoppiness!

A traffic camera caught a bit of toy carnage today just south of the Jungle Tunnel exit as Simon J. Bun, 8, lost control of his back end and side-swiped Messrs. Giraffe and Hoppy-pants.

River M. Bun, a witness at the scene described the hit-and-bun as, "Brutal--they never saw it coming!  He almost knocked the stuffing out of them."  According to toy box sources, the victims are in stable condition and are expected to make a full recovery.

No charges have been filed.  Simon has offered the victims a full apology, bunny kisses, and his treats for the next two days saying, "It's the right thing to do."