Monday drama.

River's "dead bunny" flop was so convincing that Simon vowed to seek revenge against Monday mornings.

Sometimes life IS a dress rehearsal.

You're thinking that this is just a picture of a bunny cleaning, but in reality, I've captured Simon practicing his method acting skills!  What's really going on:

"Please, human, could I have some treats?"
Hmm, no.  Not enough emotion.  How about...

[Gasp!] "Well, I declare, if I don't get treats soon, I might swoon from hunger!"
Hmm, close but I think I can really make the humans feel my plight if I just...

"Oh, the humanity!!!  Can no one help this poor little bunny get some treats?!"
Ha!  Nailed it!