Asking the important questions.

River:  Well, we did a good job horking up the mirror.  Do you want to call it a day?
Simon:  I don't know.  I still have some playtime left in me.
River:  The little human has collected our purple towels, so you only have a few options:

     1)  Use the wood floor as a slip-n-slide.

     2)  Make the little human chase you around like yesterday.

     3)  Cranberry.

Simon:  Ugh, don't remind me!  Guess I'll go with the third option.