Wait a minute...

The moment River realized that Simon was up higher than she was.  Not that climbing all over big human isn't fun, but up high is up high, ya know?

Wait a minute...

This isn't a cranberry!

That moment of realization came after taking a big old chomp out of the romaine leaf.  I think she's contemplating if it's worth it to attempt spitting the lettuce out or just roll with it.  Can't always be candy, little one!