Spring forward!

Simon:  It's official: Every clock in this house displays a different time, but it's only off by like a minute or so.

River:  Only humans would be silly enough to want to make themselves late or way too early twice a year.

In other news, Happy Pi Day!

Nah, I'm good.

Simon has opted not to 'spring forward' stating that, "Daylight savings time is dumb."