Monday, August 25, 2014
Bunny cage cleaning drama.
Me: Come on, Simon, hop out of there. I need to clean your cage.
Simon: No. You stole all of my toys. I'm not moving!
Me: Fine, just stay out of trouble. [proceeds to clean out litterbox]
Me: Simon, pawing at the bag is not staying out of trouble. Stop that!
Simon: Don't care. It's fun. I'll stop when you stop messing with my cage.
Simon: All my hard work...for nothing! I'm going to annoy you as much as you have me.
Me: Hop out, Simon, your cage is all clean now!
Simon: No. You made it smell bad and touched all my toys. Tiger bun isn't moving!
Me: Simon... [no-nonsense tone]
Simon: Don't want to! I like it in here.
Simon: If I hop out, will I get oats?
Me: Ack!!! Not that way--you're kicking litter everywhere!
Simon: Don't care, I'm getting oats!