Bun is sus.

Simon, just between you, me, and the mirror buns, I think the little human is planning to do something with those nail clippers.  Protect the tootsies and run when she comes near us.  And for the love of the pipe smoking rabbit, don't fall for the 'Who wants a treat?!' line again!

Drama flop: Part 2!

On cage cleaning day, River is more focused on me stealing her food dish that still has pellets in it.  Best to use it as a pillow because I'd totally never return it once the cleaning was done. [sigh]

Seriously though, she wasn't even eating them before she rushed over to do this!

Protecting what's his.

No one can steal your food dish if you keep one paw in it!

All we can figure is that before we brought them home, there was another bunny or a human that took Simon's food dish away and this severely traumatized the little fella.  To this day, I always show him the empty food dish before taking it away from him.