Simon: Move. You're in my way.
River: No, you move. You're in my way.
They stayed in that position for the next 4 hours because they were unwilling to reach a compromise (despite plenty of room for both of them to maneuver), much like our Congress.**
**I'd appreciate if you didn't mention to Simon and River that I compared them to Congress--I don't want to get nipped the next time I feed them.
A special thanks to my husband for altering some of the wording to make this post even better.
