Can I help you?

River really is the master of quizzical looks.

Goin' places!

Simon is a bun on a mission for treats and noogies.

River the lightbringer.

Yes, River figured out how the blinds work.  She scares the crap out of me when she jumps up onto the back of the couch like this--there's a gap between the window and the couch and she has absolutely no fear.  I think she makes a game of me scooping her up when she does this.

Behold River, conqueror of living rooms!

Everything the light touches is mine.  I shall survey my vast holdings from my throne.

River's loyal bannerbunny has reported a potential usurper of the throne known as Simon the Uncertain.  Target acquired...aerial bombardment to commence momentarily.  In the game of thrones, you win or you get pounced on.