Due to an inability to compromise with Simon over the pellet and oat budget for this fiscal year, sequestration has taken effect. Looking for ways to cut pellet and oat "waste", they have decided to furlough two branches of living room guardianship (the couch and the loveseat).
We'd like to express how much we value your vital contribution to our workforce. You're furloughed! [nose-bonks the un-bunny off the loveseat]
Wow, this job is great--I don't even have to
do anything and things happen! The best part is that we decide our own pay. I believe a raise is in order! I'll expect a double serving of oats this evening.
Sadly, the bunnies don't seem to understand that we're affected by the sequestration and no one is getting extra oats.
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