Wednesday, February 1, 2017

We're sorry, Canada.

Our sincerest condolences to the family and friends of those who lost their lives in the terror attack on the Quebec City mosque this past Sunday evening.  We wish the wounded a quick and full recovery.  We also wanted to thank all those who helped the victims and everyone who stands against hatefulness and bigotry.
I apologize for the lateness of this post.  With all of the current political turmoil over executive orders and high-level firings, I hadn't seen reports of this until now.


Anonymous said...

Dear Simon and River,

Thank you. We will be fine. The work of a lone idiot (who is on my perpetual naughty list) will not destroy something built over the past 150+ years.

Be kind to your hoomins and do binky often (and no getting underneath them Danger Bun!). Simon, eat your hay and drink your water so you don't have the same problem as last year! Oh Simon, I'll also look the other way if you decide to thump loudly at 3am but don't do it too often okay?

Mrs. Claus says hi (well what she really said was "cute bunnies, now get off that f$@(^%&( computer and spend time with me!"....Oh Lord help me.) Helpful Elf is out taking the reindeers for a quick spin around Jupiter before lunch. Knowing him he's getting them to do doughnuts around the moon but I'll find out since I installed a reindeer cam on the sleigh.

Anyway, bye bye for now.


Santa (yes I'm Canadian. The Air Force even escorts me around during deliveries)

Courtney said...

Dear Santa,

We're glad Canada's people are awesome and will pull together to help those hurt by the few General Woundworts out there.

We promise to be good so you won't have to worry about us being on the naughty list next Christmas.

Say hi to Mrs. Claus and Helpful Elf for us! Maybe you could interest Mrs. Claus in a game of solitaire or a book on mixology so you can have a bit of free time. It's worth a shot, right?

Simon and River

P.S. River would like to update her Christmas List by requesting a fly-along with your Air Force so she can buzz the tower (whatever those are) and do barrel rolls because they look fun.