The blame game.

Mr. Giraffe did not steal your cookie!  You just fumble-dropped it as I handed it to you.  Please stop shunning him.

Appropriation consternation.

The buns' inability to pass an appropriations bill resulted in a partial household shutdown (i.e. no electricity).  They were, however, able to pass legislation doubling their daily oat ration.  So, at least they were able to pass something.
P.S.  Simon would like me to inform you that the budget impasse is entirely River's fault.
P.P.S.  River would like me to inform you that the budget impasse is entirely Simon's fault.
The bunnies are no longer allowed to watch C-SPAN.