It's not fair!

Monday's bun is full of mope.  Poor little Simon bun is going through a heavy shed right now and is not very happy about it.  He got some consolation tummy rubs to go with the brushing, so that was nice.

Tricksy banana!

Simon is hugely disappointed upon discovering that there wasn't a real banana on the floor to greet them during playtime.

No Congress, that's a bad Congress!

Simon is depressed about the current government shutdown.

Doesn't Congress understand that oats cost money and that oats are the root of all happiness?!
It's quite simple arithmetic:
human work = $$$
$$$ + store = oats
bunny + oats = happy bunny
However, in our current situation:
bad Congress = government shutdown
government shutdown = furlough OR work with no pay = no $$$
no $$$ + store = no oats (OR stolen oats = bunny jail)
bunny + no oats (OR bunny jail) = unhappy bunny

Don't worry Simon!  This will make it easier for us to take over the world.  All we have to do is come up with a balanced budget and affordable health care for everyone and we'll win the hearts and minds of the humans!