You're on your own, human.

I don't know whether I should give River a noogie or run for my life.  Either way, I don't think Simon is gonna help me out on this one.

You'll appreciate it later.

This is the look that greeted me shortly after my husband and I clipped Simon and River's nails.  That is not happiness to see me.

Yep, I'm definitely not popular with these two this evening.