Two bunnies solving the big problems.

Simon:  Do we spring forward or hop back for this time change?

River:  I don't know.  How about we do both at the same time so we never have to do this again?

Simon:  Brilliant!

Daylight saving time is dumb.

Simon rejects the time change and will put off starting the day until he's better rested.  Meanwhile, River contemplates where the hour goes when we 'spring forward' and why humans insist on this inferior method of time travel twice a year.