Sometimes I think Simon and River just see me as something fun to climb on. Usually, they're playing the bunny version of "King of the Mountain" (which I imagine is called "Alpha of the Lap"). The goal of which is to nudge the other off of me because for some reason both bunnies cannot occupy my lap at the same time. I can't argue with those rules! I play the roll of "toll collector" for this game and get paid with either a nose-bonk from River or a lick on the forehead from Simon. It's nice to be included.