River the Stairmaster: Stop. Who would cross the Stairs of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the upstairs he see.
Sir Simon: Ask me the questions, stairmaster. I am not afraid.
River the Stairmaster: What...is your name?
Sir Simon: My name is Sir Simon of the Livingroom.
River the Stairmaster: What...is your quest?
Sir Simon: To seek the hidden cable cord on the second floor and chew it in half.
River the Stairmaster: What...is your favorite color?
Sir Simon: Blue.
River the Stairmaster: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Simon: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
This is what happens when you let bunnies watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I suppose I should be glad that they chose this scene to reenact instead of the one with the actual bunny in it.
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