Simon J. Bun for President!

Simon has decided to throw his hare piece into the ring because, really, what's one more candidate at this point?
Also, random internet comments seem to indicate that Simon is far more loveable and trustworthy than his human political adversaries.
He'll need a Super PAC, though.  We're thinking of naming it "Buns for a Brighter Tomorrow" since that has a nice 'grass roots' ring to it.