Dear Simon J. Bun,Those would make excellent campaign photographs for your presidential bid. It shows you as a bun in touch with the hoomins and your fellow lagomorphs. I spoke with Mrs. Claus and while I cannot get you the election for Christmas, I will see about getting you plenty of treats and noogies to sustain you during the long and arduous campaign. Love,Santa
Dear Santa,Thank you for looking into the whole election winning as a Christmas present thing. While I'm a bit disappointed that it doesn't work that way, I'll gladly accept noogies and treats for hopping the campaign trail! Good idea about using the little human's photos for PR purposes--thanks!I don't suppose you, Mrs. Claus, your elves and reindeer have US citizenship for voting, do you? If so, you'll definitely want to get some absentee ballots because I'm sure you're very busy that time of year getting ready for Christmas.Love,Simon J. Bun"A bun you can trust!"
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