Having completed his task of thoroughly licking the mirror, Simon is off to find more shiny surfaces on which to deposit his bunny hork.
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Dear Simon J. Bun and River S. Bun,
Helpful Elf just reminded me that I will be visiting you in about 69 days. So, me being me, I thought I'd ask what my bunny friends would like me to bring them? I have already reactivated the BUNPAC for Simon's Presidential Campaign so don't ask for that.
Also this year instead of a salty sandwich may I ask that you leave me something new? A B-I-G slice of fresh homemade Lasagna, half a meatlover's Pizza, 3 steaks, and a gallon of Root Beer? I'd ask for real beer but I'll be flying and that's a big no-no! Also, could you please clean the chimney? I had soot stains in my suit that did not sit well in the sleigh.
Santa, you're in luck--the little human has had rave reviews on her homemade lasagna and deep dish pizza (a recipe she spent years perfecting) while the big human is no slouch around the grill, so you're all set in terms of human pellets! The little human is really good at cleaning all manner of things (even Simon's tookus), so a chimney should be an easy task.
Thank you for the BUNPAC funds, they will be put to good use! As for Christmas gifts, how about never needing the little human to give either of us a bath ever again? Maybe Helpful Elf and your R&D department have come up with some kind of spray or something that keeps you all nice and flowery fresh? Oh, yeah--and we can still have all the treats we want! That'd be nice.
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Dear Simon J. Bun and River S. Bun,
Helpful Elf just reminded me that I will be visiting you in about 69 days. So, me being me, I thought I'd ask what my bunny friends would like me to bring them? I have already reactivated the BUNPAC for Simon's Presidential Campaign so don't ask for that.
Also this year instead of a salty sandwich may I ask that you leave me something new? A B-I-G slice of fresh homemade Lasagna, half a meatlover's Pizza, 3 steaks, and a gallon of Root Beer? I'd ask for real beer but I'll be flying and that's a big no-no! Also, could you please clean the chimney? I had soot stains in my suit that did not sit well in the sleigh.
Love,
Santa
Simon in his head, probably: 'mission accomplished'.
Hi Santa!
Santa, you're in luck--the little human has had rave reviews on her homemade lasagna and deep dish pizza (a recipe she spent years perfecting) while the big human is no slouch around the grill, so you're all set in terms of human pellets! The little human is really good at cleaning all manner of things (even Simon's tookus), so a chimney should be an easy task.
Thank you for the BUNPAC funds, they will be put to good use! As for Christmas gifts, how about never needing the little human to give either of us a bath ever again? Maybe Helpful Elf and your R&D department have come up with some kind of spray or something that keeps you all nice and flowery fresh? Oh, yeah--and we can still have all the treats we want! That'd be nice.
Love,
Simon and River Bun
Hi Mónica!
Lol! I was actually toying with the idea of using that as the post title. ;)
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