Simon finds himself in an indefensible position.
River went right for Simon's king after knocking over a few of her captured pieces and knocking over Simon's knight and his rook. Simon is shocked at this attack on his flank. That's not how you're supposed to play chess!
Checkmate! River is now mauling Simon's king while he looks on in horror. Oh, the humanity!
River's wave of chess piece carnage continues while Simon discovers a small stash of oats placed strategically on the opposite side of the chess board. This is why Photoshop is my friend when coming up with skits--bunnies are hard to wrangle.
