It's all about perspective.

I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!

Guard bun.

River is prepared to become a door stop in the unlikely event that someone attempts to break into the house...for the 10 minutes she intends to nap there.

It's okay.

I'll keep Monday away from you!

Just checking in!

Simon is binkying over to give a nose-bonk so I know that he's completed his inspection of the living room.  The little guy takes his job as guardian of the living room very seriously!

Keeper of the keys and cuteness.

Our little sentry practices constant vigilance by napping with one eye open.

Guard bunny.

Simon takes his role of guard bunny/doorstop very seriously.  Constant vigilance...well, at least when he isn't napping.