Dear River Bun,Please do not scare Simon! Remember he did break you out of that hospital and incurred the wrath of Parliament. Besides, Kaylee has a big crush on him and she'd be sad if Simon were unnecessarily discombobulated.Love,Helpful Elfp.s. The Concussion is gone. I just have a case of wicked sunburn and Santa only gave me 1 tube of sunscreen. I'm going to be peeling like a Potato Factory during French Fry week.
Dear Helpful Elf,Hmm...perhaps this is the last time I take Jayne's advice on how best to control the living room.I'm glad you're finally feeling better! Maybe I can send you some of the little human's SPF 10,000,000 sunblock. I'm pretty sure if I can coat her in enough of my fur, she won't need it anymore and everybun will know that she belongs to me (win-win).Love,River M. Bun
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